Monday, September 6, 2010

Hey Kitty Kitty...

I am not even sure how I am going to go about writing this one.

Sadly these can either be names of pedigree felines, or future exotic dances. There!! I said it!!  Hey, if you don't like it, go talk to the parents...

Sadly, ALL of these are real names and I just hope that these kids grow up to be chemists,  Supreme Court Judges or some kick ass profession to counterbalance the effect their names have:-

"Judge Bluebell Madonna Gervasi presiding..."
"Paging Doctor Diva Muffin Zappa to the code room.."
"...And to Fifi Trixibell Geldof, the Noble Peace Prize for Mathematics."

Fifi Trixibell looks miffed!!!
She thought she was going to win the Nobel Prize!!!

Bob Geldof and Paula Yates hit an awesome hat trick with the following names :-
Fifi Trixibell
Peaches Honeyblossom
Pixie [who apparently was called Little Pixie, until she was a tad older, because I'm sure having the 'little' in front of her name was probably know kids.]
Later, half sister Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily moved in with the rest of the family for a astronomical Home Run of "Exotic Names"
Bob Geldof with offspring Pixie and Peaches
Pixie and Bob look estatic about the name choices.
Peaches? Not so much.

As Brian wisely commented on my previous blog , some of the virtue names can, and will probably migrate into this category. I think his exact words were " And just think, all of these lovely ladies with names like this will end up as strippers!"
Couldn't have said it better myself!!!

Gather around for a little ditty, children.
There was once this mother who wanted to name her child Honesty but wanted an unusual way to spell it. Please don't ask why. You'll break the flow of the story. Anyway, after much thought,  deliberation and messing with the shift key, she came upon this spelling...Ho'Nasty.

Yes kids! She truly believed that when people glanced upon that word, the first thing that would pop into their heads was Honesty. Hmmm...Not so much. Have no fear though. Wise people informed her that being a Ho Nasty was not the best way to start life. So in the mothers infinite wisdom, she changed it to...Auhnestae' [Take that hooked on phonics!!!]

Other names that will inspire Whiskas inpired gifts for years to come...

Cocoa Monroe
Crystal Ball
Crystal Ray
Coco Riley

What kind of Whiskas did you folks think I was talking about??!!

And let's not forget sisters:-
Poppy Honey
Daisey Boo
Petal Blossom Rainbow

Oh Dear. It's much worse than I thought...
I cannot believe it. They have a Pole Dance Dolly??!!
Please say it ain't so...

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